The Standard Hotel’s new Black Bar outfitted with giant hot germ vat

Oops, I meant to say “jacuzzi hot tub”.

From “Behold, the Standard’s Black Bar”

The new Standard Hotel in the Meatpacking District has a party pool bar to compete with the Gansevoort Hotel and Soho House down the block. There will even be a vending machine selling Quiksilver board shorts, bikinis and condoms. Ewww…. they should try to add anti-fungal flip flops, bleach, and swine flu vaccines to the vendy sundries.

PS. The other bar on the 18th floor of this hotel is changing its name from Boom Boom Room to..? Apparently, a music venue of the same name in San Fran got upset and sent a cease & desist letter 😦


2 responses

  1. soooooooooooo last season, I was there last Friday

  2. i wont lie, the actual bar is pretty sexy

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