Lip Injections
had a dream I got lip injections. and when the doctor left the room, I injected them s’more by myself. I guess the moral is.. if you want to do it right, do it yourself!
Louboutin Signing at Bergdorf’s
Christian Louboutin is in Bergdorf’s right now til 6pm signing his little red soles out. I’m trying my hardest to avoid that part of town.
Bus Driver Clipping Nails & Proper Metrocard Charges
just boarded the bus with 4 metrocards- each with balances between $0.25 to $1. driver just took them all and threw them away and let me on because he said i had an honest face. now he is clipping his fingernails at traffic lights.
Of course, I missed an opportunity to take a clear photo of him as he was clipping his nails because he was also fixated on trying to say “Hello” to me in every asian language he could muster. Since no one knows how to speak or assumes I am Vietnamese I kept replying “no, try again… nooo, try again…”
Btw, I hate that the subway fare is an odd $2.25 which leaves all kinds of useless balances on my MetroCards. So I did a little middle school algebra to figure out what to charge when buying per-use MetroCards…
Since there is a 15% bonus when you spend over $8:
5 rides = charge $9.78
10 rides = charge $19.56
20 rides = charge $39.13
UPDATE: NEVERmind. The vending machines wouldn’t let me enter $9.78 or $19.56 but I’m not sure why. There’s nothing on the MTA website that says why. If possible, I now hate this MetroCard conundrum even more.
34 Tabs
omg! i have 34 tabs opened in my firefox – and some of the tabs have been open for over 3 weeks! At what point did my browser become a nagging to-do list?
Closed Bar
When the open bar at Avenue shut down and she told me drinks were now $16, she might as well have told me drinks were $7,003. Giddy-up let’s get on outta here!…
Upgrade Your Life
Today I exchanged my phone, camera, makeup & attitude – and all of them were upgrades!
Michael McDonald
How does Michael McDonald sing like that? Breathy, noodly, through the nose, few definitive consonant sounds.. amazing.
Dorothy and Patrick’s Wedding – Where the Hot Pink Loves Are
Congratulations Dorothy and Patrick Grandin – what a great wedding! I got home at 5am sans coat and scarf (whoops) and apparently read myself “Where the Wild Things Are” as a bedtime story. (to see what all the hoopla’s about?)
Staycation in the Upper East Side
this upper east side apt building is better than any hotel i’ve ever stayed at in nyc – free daily bagel breakfast in study downstairs, giant gym, arcade room with DDR and air hockey (no coins needed!), golf simulator room, free wi-fi, umbrellas from the doormen if it’s raining… i’m getting a little too used to this.
Balloon Boy Who Cried Wolf
love Greg Garry‘s “UPDATE: little bugger never got into the Jiffy Pop balloon thingy. Now next time a little boy floats away no one gonna give a shit. Nice”
Things Doanie Likes 